Welcome, all you burdened and heavy laden. You who, year after year, have suffered the injustice of the hideously designed standard Christmas Tree Stand. Read on, and suffer no longer. The answer is finally here, and you’ll never be the same.
What Is It?
No doubt about it, this is the cadillac of tree stands. Krinner took an extremely cumbersome and difficult process, the process of placing and securing a Christmas Tree into its stand, and they made it, quite simply, a pleasure. For those of us who put up real trees for the Christmas season, you understand the issue at hand all too well.
Even now you are flooded with painful memories of years past. The inevitable struggle that you instantly regret and leaves you declaring “I will never, ever to that again”. The sap that somehow always, no matter how hard you try, leaves your hands sort-of sticky somewhere on only a few of your fingers for at least 12 hours. Or the 27 pine needles that stab you no matter where you grab the trunk. Or the sensation of dipping both of your forearms in a tub of Icy Hot as you struggle to crank the individual fasteners while they utterly fail to provide any sense of confidence that the tree won’t fall the second a door shuts too hard in your house. It’s a nightmare.
Enough is enough! We can do better, humanity.
Enter…the Krinner Christmas Tree Genie
Developing an entirely new approach to an age old past time, Krinner has redesigned the tree stand from the ground up, and in doing so has given a true gift. Let’s break it down.
Competition Comparison
This section is a tough one for the Christmas Tree Genie because honestly there is no one out there doing anything like it. There are any number of tree stands that fill the aisles of Walmart or Home Depot, but they are all variations of the same outdated and horribly designed product that pops into your head when you think of a Tree Stand…
Yeah…
There are some that have attempted to improve. They essentially built an inner container that actually anchors to the trunk, and a pedal that can be pressed to swivel that inner container until you adjust the tree the way you want. That solves the readjustment issue, but leaves all the others unaddressed.
And honestly, that’s about the only other improvement that I’ve seen out there. Even if there are others that solve 1 or two of the pain points, there simply is no other product that comprehensively solves the problem like Krinner has done.
Because of this, I’m not even going to do the other products the justice of directly comparing them up against the Christmas Tree Genie. They fall so short that I don’t even want you to consider the idea of going in that direction. The only clear choice here is Krinner, so let’s focus some more on why it excels so far above its competitors with the features it offers.
5 Fav Features
- Foot Clamp
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- Water Meter & Drain
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- Heavy Base
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- Clean Asthetic
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- Quality Materials & Sturdy Build
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Let’s Get Practical
All of the above describes the product itself, what it does, and how it differentiates itself from others like it.
But let’s talk about what it all comes back to. What does using this product actually look like in day-to-day use? Awesome…it has a bunch of cool features…but in practice, are they actually helpful?
I can answer that question only with my experience. With how I put this product to use in my own life to make it easier, more efficient, more consistent, more fun, whatever the case may be. Your experience will, of course, be different. But this should give you a place to start. You can at least read on with the knowledge that no products make it on this site without being a thoroughly tested, tried-and-true part of some area of my life!
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Summary
- Pros
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- Cons
- Hard to Clean
- Locking Mechanism